How to get your wife to not touch you (or look at you, or even acknowledge your existence)

Simple:

1. Cut your hair like this:

2. Tell her that you are her 7th grade science teacher and that you need her to stay after school to make up some late assignments.

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11 Comments

  1. likeschocolate :

    That is some crazy hair.

  2. Petit Elefant :

    It's horrid and disgusting. Seriously, if your husband ever tries this you'll be amazed at how repulsive it is. Horrid.

  3. Sell...Party Of 4 :

    I think that those are some freakin' funny photos! AND I would totally be pissed if Paul tried it!

  4. Petit Elefant :

    Evonne,

    It's like a whole different person coming at you. I can't quite get over it.

  5. Deb :

    Hahahaha… this is hilarious!

  6. Naomi :

    Poor, poor Allison! How long did he terrorize you with that?!

  7. The Jacobsen Family! :

    ROFL!!! I don't know, that's pretty funny! But I've got a husband who's silly like that too, so I guess I'm used to the weirdness?? =)

  8. KJ :

    oh it hurts, it hurts! stop! it hurts!

  9. Victor :

    Naomi,

    It was only about an hour, but it was an hour too long. Totally traumatized.

    {just realized I'm signed in as Victor, but no, it's me}

  10. Marie {Make and Takes} :

    You are a huge nerd! I love that hair. Are you still sporting it, or did you finish the buzz job?

  11. Felicia :

    Ok..he is completely creeping me out!