I’m a huge Pioneer Woman fan. Huge. I not-so-secretly want to be living on a ranch in the middle of nowhere with my family. Can you imagine if I had access to Reuben the horse without driving to the pasture, and Viktor was on the premises all day? Heaven.
I digress.
I was reading Pioneer Woman’s Home & Garden section a couple weeks ago where she wrote about these hilarious greeting cards made by a company called Foxy Blunt.
Get it? Foxy Blunt. They’re foxy, but to the point. My kind of cards. I’m working with the foxies on a project and they sent me some thank you cards in the mail. I love those girls. They designed a card just for me, are you ready?
Come on. Look! The mama and baby elephants, and the I.V. of Diet Dr. Pepper? STOP the presses, I can’t handle it.
What about this one?
“Thank You: for recognizing how important I am”. For the narcissist in your life.
For my girlfriends who are becoming a little *ahem* sensitive about their age {you know who you are} “It’s Your Birthday: let’s commemorate with a moment of silence”.
I’m racking my brains trying to figure out if I have a friend expecting for the first time so I can use this one. “Welcome New Baby: adios sex”.
I love everything about these cards. Fabulous design, hilarious cheeky sentiment, perfect selection. Who needs a Foxy Blunt in your life?
Allison
Hello there! I'm Allison Czarnecki, founder + editor of Petit Elefant, a blog all about style on a budget for every part of your life: style / home / travel / family. I do a lot of how-to beauty + style tutorials, travel posts, easy recipes, home remodel projects, and cool DIY crafts you totally want to try. I'm super happily married (to a hot Polish immigrant) and am the mother of two kids, a daughter and son, all of whom are featured here on the regular. We live in the country but we're a little bit rock + roll. Welcome!
Imma gonna need those Thank You cards.
Especially the I’m Very Important ones, right?
So, if you have a giveaway with these babies, consider them mine! LOVE these!
Kat,
Done and done. I think there’s been a gap in the market for this kind of awesome for a while.
That is so freakin' hilarious. I can't stop laughing. Love the cards…the witty text is great…but the design is beautiful…can't get enough.
Love your blog
Emily,
It’s the perfect combination, wit and beauty.
Thank you!
Oh my gosh… the Thank You cards are the best I've ever seen. ;) I have to get some!
Amy,
I need one for every arena of my life. In-laws, neighbors. You get the idea.
I love all those cards! Especially the get well soon and the thank you cards.
Jenny,
The Get Well Soon made me laugh out loud.
Holy moly, they did design one specifically for you! If there were some fancy shoes and eye makeup on there, I'd be even more sure of it…
Naomi,
Eye makeup for sure {that really makes me seem vain!}
Heeheelarious!
Really. Truly.
I love these cards!
MiaKatia,
Aren’t they hysterical? They make me happy.
Funniest. Cards. Ever!
Agreed.
I heart Foxy Blunt! I downloaded one of their wallpapers for my desktop at work; it makes coming in in the mornings a little more tolerable. :)
Megs,
Aren’t they fabulous? The ladies are as wonderful in real life as their designs. Makes me so happy.
oh to be that witty and clever! At least I can "appreciate" the humor :) I gotta get me some of those!
Camille,
See? That’s it right there. I don’t come up with it, I’m just happy it’s out there!
Those are awesome. We're all thinking those things, so I'm glad they're saying them!!
You know how I feel about being blatantly honest. Maybe I’m a little too honest, but these ladies make it fashionable!