Hello weird, wacky, & wonderful world! Precocious here. And I’m here to talk about our latest (two years ago) addition to the family. As the title says, “Ash, the psycho jungle cat. As a member of the feline species, she belongs to a breed, and that wonderful breed just happens to be a beautiful Bombay. They are known to have gorgeous gold eyes and be (relatively) friendly with children. I think the reason she is relatively friendly with us is because Charming hunts her down, shuts her in his room, corners her, and starts spitting at her until I come to the rescue and complain to mom.
But unfortunately, Ash is quite the whiner herself, and mom is always complaining about how often she whines. The funny thing about her is that on a warm summer night she will come to the door, sit down, and start meowing as loud as she can until one of us (usually me) will come to rescue her from the awful weather. OK, cut the small talk. Let me tell the story of one of moms biggest pet peeves.
Fake Christmas tree=temptation
Then she can’t resist, and lo and behold……………………….
MAJOR UH-OH!
Temptation=The works
Run away from the evil camera!
Run away in the garage=Where do I go?
Wait.and wait. and wait. and WAIT!
Waiting=patience at the door
HELP ME! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Caught on camera!
Caught on camera=Mug shot
Oh no, I’ve been caught red-handed! Oh, just let it go.
Red-handed=tired and tired=sleep.
And the anser to the big question you’ve all been asking…what is moms biggest pet peeve??????????
Ash scratching the Christmas tree! Well, I’ve got to go, see you wierd, wacky and wonderful world! Precocious signing out. Bye!
Allison
Hello there! I'm Allison Czarnecki, founder + editor of Petit Elefant, a blog all about style on a budget for every part of your life: style / home / travel / family. I do a lot of how-to beauty + style tutorials, travel posts, easy recipes, home remodel projects, and cool DIY crafts you totally want to try. I'm super happily married (to a hot Polish immigrant) and am the mother of two kids, a daughter and son, all of whom are featured here on the regular. We live in the country but we're a little bit rock + roll. Welcome!
Pretty kitty! Reminds me of our late, lamented Godzilla. I miss his pain-in-the-butt-ness and pretty yellow eyes…
Precocious, you are a very good blogger. So entertaining! Maybe you should start a blog all for yourself.
Thanks for sharing the happenings of that, at times, pesky cat. :)
P, you're the best! And loving your Christmas tree!
sorry its taken me a long time 2 answer.I haven't had time to get on moms laptop 4 a while.Well anyway, u might want 2 check out the 10 yeat old book review. Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yes, i do mean 10 YEAR old book review.