This Christmas ornament will have the ’80′s nerds out there going bananas. I guess that makes me an ’80′s nerd because I almost died when I opened up this ridiculously awesome Christmas ornament a couple weeks ago.
Are you ready? Are you a Muppets fan? Are you an old-school, die-hard, 1970′s-1980-something kid who watched the Muppet Show once a week on shaggy brown carpet?
It’s Animal! Just for you. Just for the kid in you, the one who wore patched corduroy pants with big front pockets and had terrible hair, maybe of the mop-top variety, and buster brown shoes with mismatched shoelaces.
Sorry, I got a little carried away with a vision of myself in 1983.
Oh Animal. Oh animal.
He made my life a little bit more bearable, even then.
You too can own Animal. He was sent to me by Hallmark, and I found more on Amazon.com. Perfect for the Muppet Show nerd in your life. Which might happen to be yourself. I won’t tell.