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foxy blunt greeting cards.

by Allison on April 19, 2010 in cleaning and organizing, Home · 24 comments


I’m a huge Pioneer Woman fan. Huge. I not-so-secretly want to be living on a ranch in the middle of nowhere with my family. Can you imagine if I had access to Reuben the horse without driving to the pasture, and Viktor was on the premises all day? Heaven.

I digress.

I was reading Pioneer Woman’s Home & Garden section a couple weeks ago where she wrote about these hilarious greeting cards made by a company called Foxy Blunt.

Get it? Foxy Blunt. They’re foxy, but to the point. My kind of cards. I’m working with the foxies on a project and they sent me some thank you cards in the mail. I love those girls. They designed a card just for me, are you ready?


Come on. Look! The mama and baby elephants, and the I.V. of Diet Dr. Pepper? STOP the presses, I can’t handle it.



What about this one?



“Thank You: for recognizing how important I am”. For the narcissist in your life.


For my girlfriends who are becoming a little *ahem* sensitive about their age {you know who you are} “It’s Your Birthday: let’s commemorate with a moment of silence”.



I’m racking my brains trying to figure out if I have a friend expecting for the first time so I can use this one. “Welcome New Baby: adios sex”.

I love everything about these cards. Fabulous design, hilarious cheeky sentiment, perfect selection. Who needs a Foxy Blunt in your life?

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{ 24 comments }

1 Azúcar April 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm

Imma gonna need those Thank You cards.

2 Petit Elefant June 28, 2010 at 3:51 pm

Especially the I’m Very Important ones, right?

3 Kat April 19, 2010 at 2:16 pm

So, if you have a giveaway with these babies, consider them mine! LOVE these!

4 Petit Elefant June 28, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Kat,

Done and done. I think there’s been a gap in the market for this kind of awesome for a while.

5 Emily April 19, 2010 at 3:15 pm

That is so freakin' hilarious. I can't stop laughing. Love the cards…the witty text is great…but the design is beautiful…can't get enough.

Love your blog

6 Allison June 28, 2010 at 3:56 pm

Emily,

It’s the perfect combination, wit and beauty.

Thank you!

7 Megs April 19, 2010 at 3:48 pm

I heart Foxy Blunt! I downloaded one of their wallpapers for my desktop at work; it makes coming in in the mornings a little more tolerable. :)

8 Allison June 28, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Megs,

Aren’t they fabulous? The ladies are as wonderful in real life as their designs. Makes me so happy.

9 Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub April 19, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Oh my gosh… the Thank You cards are the best I've ever seen. ;) I have to get some!

10 Allison June 28, 2010 at 3:59 pm

Amy,

I need one for every arena of my life. In-laws, neighbors. You get the idea.

11 Jenny April 19, 2010 at 7:21 pm

I love all those cards! Especially the get well soon and the thank you cards.

12 Allison June 28, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Jenny,

The Get Well Soon made me laugh out loud.

13 Naomi April 19, 2010 at 7:31 pm

Holy moly, they did design one specifically for you! If there were some fancy shoes and eye makeup on there, I'd be even more sure of it…

14 Allison June 28, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Naomi,

Eye makeup for sure {that really makes me seem vain!}

15 Amy from She Wears Many Hats April 19, 2010 at 7:47 pm

Heeheelarious!

16 Allison June 28, 2010 at 4:06 pm

Really. Truly.

17 MiaKatia April 19, 2010 at 8:04 pm

I love these cards!

18 Allison June 28, 2010 at 4:09 pm

MiaKatia,

Aren’t they hysterical? They make me happy.

19 Diana W. Windley April 19, 2010 at 10:22 pm

Funniest. Cards. Ever!

20 Allison June 28, 2010 at 4:13 pm

Agreed.

21 Camille April 20, 2010 at 11:18 am

oh to be that witty and clever! At least I can "appreciate" the humor :) I gotta get me some of those!

22 Allison June 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Camille,

See? That’s it right there. I don’t come up with it, I’m just happy it’s out there!

23 Marie {Make and Takes} April 24, 2010 at 9:28 am

Those are awesome. We're all thinking those things, so I'm glad they're saying them!!

24 Allison June 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm

You know how I feel about being blatantly honest. Maybe I’m a little too honest, but these ladies make it fashionable!

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