Oh I will. I'm sure we're 5 minutes from sleepovers and shopping trips in the city. {wink}

Emily,

The thing is, I'm not TRYING to be funny, I'm just awkward.

Laura-Ferry,

I needed that today, thank you!

Breeders Digest,

Just give her some reference when you go to the book signing *remember Petit Elefant? I'm NOWHERE near as ridiculous as she is in public!* and you'll be fine.

Jill Ann,

It's all unintentional hilarity. Still, I'm pleased you're entertained just the same.

Marie,

The friendship rings part might have just been in my head. I'm never sure what actually ends up coming out of my mouth until it replays in horrific detail later in my brain.

Susan,

I was lucky the other night. I got to make a total fool of myself in front of BOTH Ree and Dooce all in the same night. I grabbed my boobs and talked about those with Dooce. AWESOME.

Chillygator,

I'm more than happy to go in front any day, I just can't guarantee the results. It's always memorable though, I will say that.

Dragonfly,

She's lovely and self-effacing, and all those things you want a heroine to be. Also, the book? Isn't it to die for?

Miranda,

Lucky! I wish I could be the starstruck silent type. I somehow think to myself that they'll be better off knowing about my deeply rooted love and adoration. I'm misguided.

Debbie,

Oh, I feel so all alone when the words are coming out of my mouth, SPEWING out of my mouth. It's ugly and poor Marie has to witness it each and every time.

Erin,

I AM INSANE. I ought to be on some kind of medication don't you think?

mini pendants lighting,

Well, good time if you mean heart palpitations and body shakes, but yes. good fun.

Barbara Jones,

Oh Barbara. Well, if you, Miss Hotness-hangs-out-with-recording-artists herself has done it a few times, I don't feel so bad. But don't you feel compelled to tell someone just HOW MUCH you adore them?

Signed,

Seizing the day.

Mama Bird,

Bwaaa haaaa haaaaa haaa. {wiping tears of laughter away}, Diane Sawyer….. That's great.

Bush Babe,

Oh, sorry about that. Snorting coffee can't feel good. But yes, I'm sure she remembers me. {{shudder}}

Erin O.

Stamina. Now who's making me laugh? Stamina = crazy at my house.

Camille,

It was fun, and she remembered me, if for all the crazy reasons.

Trenches of Mommyhood,

I'm good with comedic relief, it's my specialty.

Cats Meow,

Well, no restraining orders yet, so I think we're okay but I think I'm going to play down the crazy next time.

Lynsey,

Oh, please stalk. I think we'd be besties if we knew each other in real life, I can feel it.

Thank you so much for the kind comment, it made my morning.

i'm a first-timer here. and was up late for no good reason but ran across your blog and this posting. i think you're hilarious! you seem like someone i could be friends with. except in the story of us meeting, you would be playing the role of pioneer woman and i would be playing the role of yourself.

so just know that if some short gal stammers up one day asking if she can carry anything of yours, it's probably me.

thanks for making my night!

-lynsey
http://www.benseyleb.blogspot.com

DITTO.

You know it's true.

When I saw you Wednesday night, my shoulders relaxed by 87.9%.

Then you left me, naked and alone in the dark…figuratively speaking.

Until next time!