I do realize we have important world events happening right now. Hosni Mubarak is no longer the president of Egypt, Muammar Gaddafi is about to be overthrown in Libya, and there’s been a terrible earthquake in Christchurch, New Zealand. It seems more than a little trivial to talk about a handful of Hollywood celebrities strutting down a red carpet before they all give each other awards, but it is what it is. Watching the red carpet before the Oscars is my version of the Superbowl. Highlights, close-ups, stills, and replays are the best part of Oscar night. Seriously, it’s the end of awards show season and everyone loves to bring out the crazy.
I was underwhelmed by the dresses on the red carpet at the Oscars last night. Underwhelmed. So now, without further adieu, my unbridled opinion of the dresses. Take it for what it is.
Best Dressed Oscar Dresses:
I didn’t have a ton of favorites, but I did love Jennifer Hudson and Hilary Swank. Part of me hates that Jennifer Hudson got famous and lost a ton of weight, I thought she was lovely the way she was, but she does look hot, I won’t lie. She nailed her dress at the Oscars, even though it was boob central, that color and cut were phenomenal on her.
Hilary Swank nailed her dress; I especially love the gradation of color on the feathers at the bottom. Nicely done ladies.
Michelle Williams is kind of adorable, isn’t she? Although her interview with Ryan Seacrest left a little wanting {AHEM. Ryan, oh Ryan}, I really thought she looked beautiful. The dress was a little boxy for her petite little frame, but I liked the texture and the length, a lot. Would it have killed her to add some color though?
Scarlett Johanssen’s dress was gorgeous. The color, the length, and the beautiful oval cutout in the back. Loved it.
Reese Witherspoon: amazing. Maybe it’s because she was wearing what was basically my prom dress circa 1994-1995, but I loved it. She looked a little bit 1960′s hottie, and I think she very perkily rocked the red carpet. Her new little diamond accessory engagement ring didn’t hurt. Go Reese, I adore you.
Thank you Sharon Stone. Thank you, thank you. She brings the crazy like nobody else’s business and I was so excited to see her looking particularly Sharon last night. Her dress was a disaster but her makeup artist did a phenomenal job.
Now let’s talk about Mila Kunis. I think she’s gorgeous. Talented. Her dress was marvelous on the runway, but in practicality I hated it. Boobs, hello! Hello Mila boobs! Also, the scowling on the red carpet was a little much. Sweetie, be grateful to be at the Oscars, don’t scowl.
Marisa Tomei: Marisa, honey. Her dress is almost what my sister wore to her wedding in 1989. I didn’t like it in white, I hate it in navy.
I need your help with Halle Berry and Penelope Cruz, I really do.
Halle’s dress had a very ethereal quality to it, and Halle couldn’t look bad if she tried. Her dress though, well, it sort of looked like someone took some leftover tulle and a staple gun to her dress right before she jumped out of the limo. And again, the lack of color is KILLING ME HERE.
Penelope, now, she had a baby like five minutes ago and I wish I could be so lucky to look like she does in a dress. I mean, she looked amazing. Her boobs, {again with the boobs ladies!} were totally out of control though. I was waiting for a nip-slip, but I assume her stylist had that under control with a whole lot of double stick tape. She rocked the dress, but the Dynasty flavor of the glitter down the front was not so much my favorite. Thanks for wearing a color though Penelope, you made my night!
I saved the best for last. Cate Blanchett. I love her, truly. I think she’s amazing, talented, gracious, lovely, graceful, and beautiful. She can hardly make a wrong move. Her dress was concerning though, very concerning.
Modular, beady, oddly shaped, weirdly colored. It was hit and miss in my twitter stream last night: people loved it or hated it. I was in the hate pile.
That’s my wrap-up friends, but I want to know what you think. Any you loved, hated, or just don’t care about? Spill.
Images from In Style.
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